Jack the Beachcomber


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Reading the book section of the Sunday Miami Herald.

I was tanned and fit, from riding my ten-speed bicycle to the beach, then walking on the beach.

I wore a white cotton T-shirt with a pocket on it and white cotton painter pants with a hammer loop.

When people asked me if I was a painter, I would say, "No, I am a writer."

When they asked me if I was a poet, a playwright, or a novelist, I would say, "A technical writer. Unemployed."

I'm still a technical writer, unemployed. Rather than, say, a poet, a playwright, or a novelist. Making a living at it.

Note the blaze-orange Velcro watchband. Members of my fan club wear them.

"Payola...buzzola--just call it ola," as the promoter said, in Wild Guitar.

Eagle feather, turkey feather. What difference does it make? Black vulture or turkey buzzard.

If you say you are a member of the Buzzard Cult, you are.

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