CULT WRITER. September 24 - November 11. 98,000 words. Writing the great American novel on the worldwide web, March 18, 2000 to the present. I ask Mike Lister, Pottersville Press, for a $1,000 advance, to quit my job, stay at home, and write CULT WRITER, but he can’t see his way clear to do that. I start pitching the MS to New York agents. I have a booth at Oktoberfest 2007 and write a pamphlet for the occasion, Oktoberfest 2007. Oktoberfest is a bust. I don’t think I’ll do it again next year. I change the name of CULT WRITER: I WRITE AN IMMOBILIZED HERO NOVEL IN REAL TIME, OR, SAVING LITERATURE ON THE INTERNET to CULT WRITER, and prepare to submit the book to Pottersville Press. The only thing I can rescue is Miss Weekiwachee from the Creature From the Black Lagoon. I publish Saunders Gets the Blues, a pamphlet about Oktoberfest 2007. This gets me blacklisted from next year’s street fair by the town burghers. I seem to be in a rerun of my own home movie. The Dreyfus Affair - Banned Books. They aren’t banned books, they are garage band books. What else would a cult writer write? I write 13 Short Reviews of CULT WRITER. I wasn’t really banned. I just, nobody wants it. I wasn’t blacklisted. I just, nobody wants it. I see that 13 Short Reviews of CULT WRITER makes 200 pamphlets, chapbooks, fliers, and four-page sheets I have written, and published myself, and write a pamphlet, 200, to celebrate the milestone. Whew—white folks!