We want to put you on American Masters.
We want to do a special on you. A day in the life of
America's greatest writer. We want to do an In-Depth.
Three hours of questions and answers. Plus shots of
your writing studio, your library. No thanks. I hate
public television. It's disingenuous. It's smug about being
not quite as bad, or slightly more subtle. Fuck you and the fund drive
you rode in on. The corporate underwriter. You out-Herod Herod.
Have a car wash or a bake sale.
A mother's march for birth defects.