Double-Dippers
Brew was at his desk, reading, making notes on a yellow legal pad. Del was at
the base, with a customer.
Rhino came in with a cup of coffee in his hand
and sat at Del's desk.
He and Brew talked about people they knew in common.
"I thought you was retarded," Brew said.
"I was," Rhino
said, "but Traci lured me back. She made me an offer I could not refuse. I held
out for a four-day week and more money than you would believe. My customer insisted
she hire me. Or he'd give the work to a competitor."
Actually, he named
the competitor. It was a beltway bandit with three letters in its name.
The
two other contractors Brew worked for both had three letters in their name. Like
A/C/T.
CRC. IMI.
In the 15 years Brew had been gone, some offices
got bigger, some got smaller, some failed, and some were bought up by bigger firms
and renamed.
The civil servants at the base spread the work around.
When they got ready to retire from civil service, a contractor would hire them, for
their contacts, back at the base. Double-dippers.
Sometimes, when people
retired from the military, they got civil service jobs. Double-dippers.
Brew
knew one man who had been in the Navy Reserve while he was a civil servant. He got
a civil service pension, a military retirement, and a salary from a contractor, too.
He was a triple-dipper.
He used to use Brew's project charge numbers, when
Brew ran a word processing shop-all he did was work on proposals, and they didn't
want to charge his work to overhead-and he would go through money like a drunken
sailor.
Now Brew was on social security and earning wages, too. Was that
a double-dipper? Was Brew a double-dipper?
Not in the way Rhino was. Rhino
was selling influence. All Brew had to sell was his labor.
Every time Rhino
made a career move he came out better, not worse. He had his eye on the career, like
the old Suent Scientific hands, waiting for a package, looking at their options on
a spreadsheet. Making the company pay them to leave. Then hire them back to do their
old jobs as a consultant.
Brew just waited and got laid off. It always blindsided
him.
* * *
Most of the people Brew had worked with before had risen in the ranks. They
were either group managers, like his old cube-mate, or site managers, like the Retread
Mafia who had managed Brew and his cube-mate, before.
Here Brew was, back
at square one. Technical Communicator I.
* * *
Rhino asked Brew what he had been up to.
He told him that after he
left A/C/T for CRC, then IMI, he got laid off, in a recession, and went tango uniform.
They lost their house. He declared bankruptcy.
"Itai," Rhino
said.
A lot of ex-GIs use Japanese phrases.
Itai means ouch.
"Then I got a tech writing job out of town and moved to Atlanta for six years."
Rhino said he had a grandbaby in Peachtree City, and went to Atlanta most weekends,
with his wife, to see it.
He had a 4 x 4 Ford pickup truck that was bigger
than Traci's SUV.
It was huge, and plush, and impractical, and ostentatious.
Tango uniform means tits-up.
* * *
Brew told Rhino when Suent Scientific laid him off, he had ten weeks of separation
pay, 26 weeks of unemployment, and one 13-week extension. He took a sabbatical year
to fix up Brenda's old home place and work on a novel.
Brew didn't tell Rhino
he wrote 24 novels, and posted them on the worldwide web.
For one thing,
he didn't want anyone at Actaeon to know, and for another, who would believe something
like that?
* * *
Once before, at A/C/T, he had given a copy of Screed to a co-worker,
who worked in word processing. He didn't know she was seeing a group manager, on
the sly. They were keeping their affair a secret.
But the group manager read
Brew's book, and said to him, one day, in the employee lounge, "So you write
books on company time, do you?"
This is okay for Bernard Kerik. It is
not okay for Art Brew.
That group manager was Don Parsons. He'd had a hard-on
for Brew ever since.
In fact, once, after IMI laid Brew off, he thought that
A/C/T was going to hire him back, and that Parsons had blackballed the appointment.
He couldn't prove it. He just suspected it.
Traci didn't seem to hold anything
against him, though.
* * *
Once accused of it, what could you say?
I lied to them, but I'm telling
you the truth?
Better to sneak. To go, or stay, underground.
Except
for Don Parsons, Brew had a good reputation in the contractor community.
There's always somebody who doesn't like you.
Rhino liked Brew.
Brew
thought.
Traci liked him.
He thought.
All he had to do was
hold the writing down and do a good job on what he was being paid to do.
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