Elitist

Did Rock Hudson eat Doris Day’s pussy?

I don’t think so. He was gay. He might have given

Tony Randall a rim-job. I didn’t know about such shit

when I was growing up. The times they were more innocent.

At least for white kids. The old peckerwoods said if we had integration

white girls would be going out with blacks and people would use coarse language.

Nigger this and motherfucker that. Also the radio would play race music.

You’d see more black people on television. I guess it happened.

I guess it wasn’t bad. It gave us Michael Jackson.

It meant the end of jazz and classical music,

but what are you—an elitist?

You want art films.

Books of poetry.

Percy Dovetonsils.