Nixon was in and there was a recession.
I found out I was overqualified. I would make
my supervisor nervous and I wouldn’t get along with
my co-workers. Almost a PhD in anthropology is not
immediately convertible to profitability. Also, why did I drop out?
They wanted me to lie and fuck my buddy. But we will want you
to lie and fuck your buddy. Where do you think you are?
Some kind of worker’s paradise? What are you—
a socialist? Do you want social justice?