Tuesday, August 30

 

What’s the Plot?

 

Q:  What’s the plot of KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY?

 

A:  Irascible “Razz” Heap, compare Incredible Hulk, hears about an entertainment fortnightly that has gone over to a weekly, and needs a content-provider to cover the arts scene and write an occasional book review.

      This is just up his alley.

      He knows a lot of artists, musicians, and writers, from Panama Cith on over to Highway 30A, a hotbed of arts activity.  He can report on his friends.  And arts administrators.  Arts bureaucrats in the public (and private, not-for-profit) sector.

      He starts writing.

      Soon, like Incredible Hulk, undergoing a transformation, he turns from the reporter with a necktie, bureau chief of the YU News Service, a parody news and disinformation syndicate, to Jack the Raver, with the stub of a pencil for a nose and slobber running down his chin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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      Instead of writing for the Point and Shoot Weekender he writes for his own web site, The Daily Raver.

 

Q:  And the characters are the people he interviews?

 

A:  Partly.  Plus his family, his wife’s co-workers, and members of his coterie of steadfast readers, the Buzzard Cult.

      Heap is a cult writer.

      All cults are small.  By definition.

 

Q:  The setting is the Redneck Riviera.  What’s the theme?  Vocation and career in conflict?

 

A:  A leopard can’t change his spots.

      Was he a cobbler sticking to his last or a dog returning to his vomit?

 

Q:  Which is he?

 

A:  Time will tell.  We can’t know.  Is you is or is you ain’t an existentialist.

      As Monk says, “The music is on the horn.  Play it or throw it away.”

 

Q:  I see.

 

A:  Once you choose wrong, you can’t see the choice you made.  You have to choose right to keep seeing it.  But that makes people think you are a Johnny-one-note, or hung up about rejection.

 

Q:  Are you hung up about rejection?

 

A:  A subplot is will I finish writing 40-Year Run without selling a book to New York or Hollywood.

 

Q:  That’s tomorrow.

      I think you will.

 

A:  It looks like it.

 


 

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