Q: That’s funny.
Nixon thought doing the nasty on the White House lawn meant taking a shit.
A: He did.
Pat Buchanan is funny.
Q: Rachel Madow says Pat Buchanan is living in the fifties.
A: Maybe he is.
I’m living in the fifties.
I’m reading America’s Quarterback: Bart Starr and the Rise of the National Football League.
There was a lot to admire in Vince Lombardi.
If you can’t see that you’re missing something about the American male character.
Q: We are all failed jockstraps.
A: That was what was so poignant about my [54th] Seacrest Athlete Reunion.
I kept thinking of Bill. The last time I saw him. Dying of cancer.
He looked 100 years old.
Potter couldn’t climb a sand dune when he died.
