A: Tilda Swinton took the Oscar home and showed her girls and they didn’t know what it was.
Q: She was sexy in Michael Clayton.
A: She was sexy in Adaptation.
Q: What part did she play in Adaptation? I don’t remember.
A: Susan Orlean’s agent.
Q: That’s sexy. Writing long-form non-fiction for The New Yorker.
A: I thought I’d have a following like e. e. cummings.
Q: That’s funny.
A: It is. What was I thinking?
Q: THE BEAT POET LINE AT CAREER DAY.
A: That’s funny.