You don’t have a bad life.
It could be worse.
No, really, you have everything
you need. I have everything I want.
What’s the problem? Sir, I lack
advancement. I am stalled. Stuck.
Caught in amber. My bowels are locked.
Yes, but they’re locked open.
I have money nightmares.
It all goes out. Nothing comes in.
Just dread one day at a time.
Fear and loathing in Point and Shoot.
Clyster Engline lived in Point and Shoot,
Named after his digital camera and his scanner/printer.
His small, desktop computer. His web site on the worldwide web.
His coterie of steadfast readers, the Buzzard Cult. High-one-,
low-two-figures.