Sunday, October 25

Zombies Ate the Neocons

Q: Why aren't there books like I read in college? What happened?

A: Zombies ate the neocons.

Camille Paglia covers it in "Junk Bonds and Corporate Raiders."

The pragmatists took over academic departments and got rid of the idealists.

Then they started eating each other, like Night of the Living Dead.

Business majors took over publishing, and writers who wanted to have careers went right along with them. Pete and Repeat.

Did you see Zombie Strippers? It was a remake of the Theater of Absurd play Rhinoceros, by Eugene Ionesco.

I am a pinworm in the brain of the monster.

I encysted myself in the brain like a spirochete.

Now they're starting to stagger and slur their speech, like George Bush.

Abrade their cheeks watching a football game and fucking a pretzel.

They have PSD. Pre-senile dementia.

Underground writer is a noble calling. Agents and editors at publishing houses are business majors.

That's what happened.

What do you think happened. The same thing that happened in your métier, whatever it is.

Did you think you were the Lone Ranger?

No, it happened across the culture.

Q: Except for the underground.

A: Well, the underground was small beer. Trifling. Idlers.

Idlers and triflers.

Do you think I was trifling?

Q: Obviously not.

You were taking care of business (TCB).

A: Yes. In the underground. Where you could do it.

While the business majors were debasing writing I was taking care of business.


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