Q: Wally Crawford is going on vacation with his wife for two weeks in Oaxaca, Mexico.

A: Better him than me. I don't want to leave my room.

Q: A woman took Bukowski to Catalina Island, in Women. All he did was sit in the motel room in his shorts and drink beer.

A: I bet he had to fuck her, if she took him to Catalina Island.

What fun is that? Drinking beer and fucking.

He probably missed his typewriter.

HENRY CHINASKI, MINOR POET, FOUND DEAD IN UTAH WOODS.

Q: William S. Burroughs would get high and stare at the toe of his shoe for six hours.

A: He was on vacation. You have to still the voices.

In Naked Lunch, Burroughs had to fuck typewriters.

He had to have bug powder. From the giant aquatic Brazilian centipede.

He shot Joan in the head to show he was a writer.