Brenda is growing shiitake mushrooms
on an oak log. Here is one she harvested.

We're going to eat it in an omelet with her yard eggs.
The yolks are orange because the chickens eat bugs.
She could sit in a chair and watch her chickens.
She could sit in her chair and watch Rowan play.
She could teach Rowan to cook. She could take a nap
while I take Rowan to the park to play. We're keeping Rowan
this weekend. It will be Halloween. Maybe we'll trick or treat.
Maybe we'll get some candy. We watched a Woody Allen movie
with Larry David. Whatever's wrong with you, move to New York.