Internal evidence suggests
Ernest Hemingway had a 3" penis,
at attention.
About the size of
a statue in the Louvre. I don't know,
I never saw it.
Scott Fitzgerald never saw it
coming. He took it in the ass. Where did that
come
from? I thought he was my friend.
I helped him. That was the kiss of death,
for
Hemingway. Anyone who helped him,
he got back at. He had to think he did it
on
his own. By himself. Without assistance.
'Fraid of nothing. Everyone's afraid
of something.
Jack the Giantkiller. John Barleycorn.
John Barleycorn will
lie to you.
He was just a common drunk.