Hack Writer was one of the noms de plume of Razz Heap.
Irascible "Razz" Heap, compare Incredible Hulk.
Art "Home" Brew, compare art brut. Large Brown.
Black McGoon. From The Creature From the Black Lagoon,
filmed at nearby Wakulla Springs. I fucked Julie Adams,
Ginger Stanley, and Ben Chapman. I wish. I haven't had
a piece of ass this century. And that's what--a decade?
No. Only nine years. I write too much. Too fast. Last book
was 35,000 words in 18 days. How can that be any good?
I am writing a pair of books called Notes From Underground.
ON ASSIGNMENT and AT THE HOUSE. Each book is in
two parts. ON ASSIGNMENT is "Held-in-Abeyance (HIA)"
and "Househusband." AT THE HOUSE is "Musicmakers:
Poems About Florida" and "Mythmaker: Outsider Poems."
Ther ain't no outsider. It's all lies and bullshit. Posturing
and make-believe. Playacting. Don't believe your own
press releases.