Point and Shoot, FL (YU)—Old Hick was a senior fellow at
the prestigious left-wing think-tank in Point and Shoot,
the Point and Shoot Institute (PSI). So much pressure. He wrote
white papers. Or black papers. He strolled and pondered. He went to
the library. On his bicycle. He stayed at the house. When he was
between day jobs. He didn’t get paid anything to write. It was a
labor of love. Areas not interested in agenting: poetry, autobiographical
fiction, anecdotes and ravings. Books that cock a snook at
They are bullies. And provincial.
“Me and you are pals—huh, Spike?”

Did your daddy buy you that?
Do you have an independent income?