Q: Does your wife know this is what you’re doing every day when she is at work?
A: She suspects as much.
I called a book MY HUSBAND’S SECRET LIFE.
Q: Men’s magazines and polka music.
A: Whiskey and bean dip.
My name’s Jack and I’m a writer.
I write books.
Q: Books like WRITER.
A: Yes.
Series like Hick Lit.
Compare Chick Lite.
Q: Writing poems in longhand at
A: Music ’til Dawn on the radio.