I’m reading a book called
A Bad Day for Sorry with a romantic lead
called Goat. A crime novel. He’s the sheriff.
The protagonist is a homemade PI who works
off the books, or under the radar, sort of like
the Progrrressive Avenger.

Only she’s older and fatter. She does battle for
battered women. Housewives. Victims of domestic abuse.
She’s not intimidated by rednecks. Neither am I.
Bigfoot lives! He is alive and well in Point and Shoot.
Hunt him down and kill him. He will whup your ass.