Point and Shoot, FL (YU)—Razz Heap was once
a hospitality industry report writer and toe-dance critic
for the prestigious left-wing think-tank in Point and Shoot,
the Point and Shoot Institute (PSI). So much pressure. He reviewed
Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker Suite every Christmas and rated beer joints
on their ambience, cigarette smoke, clean glasses, and barmaid cleavage.
(A Wine Tour of Point and Shoot.) Screw-top jug-wine. Then he was
the ecotourism czar of
Go back where you came from.) Then he was the sex tourism czar
for
Show us your tits.) Nobody needs another gonzo journalist.
That’s so old school. Old hat. Moldy fig.
Musical chairs with yesterday’s celebrities.
Eek—paparazzi. No pictures! No pictures!