Any More Rejections?

 

Q:  Any more rejections?

 

A:  Susan Finesman, Fine Literary Management, and Henry Rosenbloom, Scribe Publications.

 

Q:  Oh.

 

A:  Yes.

      Finesman says she sells books to publishers, so she doesn’t see how she could help me.

 

Q:  Yes, and Rosenbloom already has Joe Bageant.  Why does he need another redneck Hunter S. Thompson spin-off.

 

A:  Right.

 

Q:  What’s the short bus?

 

A:  Retards, or people with chromosome issues.

      Special-needs people.

      I’m too needy.  It puts people off.

      Makes them want to kick you.

 


 

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