Point and Shoot, FL (YU)—Kinky Friedman wrote a book
called Jesus, Elvis, and Coca-Cola. Irascible “Razz” Heap
wrote Blogging for
Howard Finster, Woodie Long, and the War
on Totoism. That’s what Bush called the War on Terror, but we know
what he means. Run, Toto, run. Run where? Do what when you get there?
Why didn’t the Democrats do something then they got in?
They are fighting in
He’s eatin’ bagels. He’s eatin’ pizza.
He’s eatin’ chittlins. Something is in
the air but I don’t know what it is.
A guerrilla can’t see the sea
he swims in. After awhile,
he loses sight of the prize.
He just keeps fighting.
He takes his eye off the ball.
They fake him out of his jock.
He becomes disoriented.
His compass is uncaged.
He can’t face east.
He’s lost as a haint.
Aiee, The Phantom.