Newport


The summer Old Folks dug on the Aucilla the crew ate at the Ship's Cove Café, in Newport, four nights a week. Old Folks got fried mullet, French fries, and iceberg lettuce with bottled Kraft salad dressing on it.

He liked the fried food, but his eyelids itched from vitamin C deficiency. When he and the crew chief went to Tallahassee on Friday they loaded up on green and yellow vegetables at Morrison's.

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After the first summer in the field, during the school year, the archeology students dug at the fire tower site out on the St. Marks wildlife refuge. They would bring tents and camp, Friday and Saturday night.

The midden was very rich, with greasy black dirt full of animal bones, shell, large sherds, and some flint artifacts. They sifted the dirt and got filthy from it. It was like muck, or peat.

They would clean up across Highway 98 in the Newport Campground run by the state Forest Service.

The last time Old Folks went by the campground they had a portolet in front of the restrooms and several of the camp sites were occupied by squatters who lived there year round, in hippie vans and old school buses. They will keep the visitors out.

The St. Marks Wildlife Refuge gets a lot of visitors from out of state, during the annual Monarch butterfly migration, and visitors from overseas, where travel agents send people to the real Florida, just as the brochure says, instead of Disney World or Six Flags Over Atlanta.

It's stupid of the state to let the place go down like that. They don't have the money to pay someone to keep the bathrooms clean. But what does that do to a major source of revenue?

The state wants it like that. A portolet is privatization. Get governments out of the state park business.

Huh? Who else should run a public park but the government? Some low-bid, fly-by-night exploiter of the working poor?

Yes. If Jeb Bush is in. Or a buddy. A campaign contributor. Privatization is payback for campaign contributions.

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One time Old Folks and Brenda took Owen and Balder out there early in the morning and they saw two otters, swimming in a pond. They often saw deer, beavers, bald eagles, migratory waterfowl, alligators, snakes, turtles.

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On one of the weekends at the site, a raccoon baculum, or penis bone, came up in the sifter, and the principal investigator asked the coed pushing the sifter basket if she knew what it was.

She said, "Why sir, I do believe that is a coon prick."

He blushed.

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Chief, on the other hand, had a baculum collection. He used them for swizzle sticks.

Chief had speared a javelina with an atlatl and a fire-hardened spear at the fire tower site.


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Chief had also dug a site at the fire tower, 8WA14, not 8WA15, a later period, that contained a gold artifact, an effigy of the ivory billed woodpecker made of gold from a Spanish shipwreck that looked like the wooden artifacts Cushing took out of Marco Island.

Old Folks's book, THE SOLID GOLD PECKERWOOD, was about what would happen if a gold artifact showed up in a Santa Rosa-Swift Creek midden, like 8WA15, an earlier period, pre-European-contact site. It would play hell with the chronology.

That was the book where the crew looked for an ivory billed woodpecker in vain.

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One Saturday, instead of spending the night, the crew returned to the campus early enough so that Old Folks, and Jay Johnson, who were on the food plan, could eat chow in the cafeteria.

They didn't shower at the campground.

When they got back to the lab, it was almost closing time. All they had time to wash up was their face and hands.

Their neck and arms, and T-shirts, were black as coal dust.

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When they walked into the dining hall, some varsity athletes, who ate chow late, and lolled behind, to drink coffee and shoot the shit with each other-they were kind of clannish, and didn't mix with the general student population-were nonplused.
Dave Cowans, a basketball player who hung out with the football players, some of whom were white-he played on a team called The Busted Flush: him and four black guys and a mostly black bench-asked Old Folks and Johnson how they got to be so dirty.

Old Folks was the size of a tight end and Johnson was the size of a wide receiver, but they both were in fighting trim, from shoveling dirt in the hot sun all year long.

They could have ripped off their heads and shit down their necks.

"Digging up dead people," Brew said.

Cowans immediately figured out that they were archeologists, and not jiving.

"All right," he said, like that was an all-right major.

He majored in Criminology, and wrote an honors thesis on the electric chair.

I think he played professional basketball instead of going into law enforcement.

Bill Russell saw him play and told Red Auerbach about him. FSU had been banned from post-season tournament play for recruiting violations, so no one had seen him play.

Russell told Auerbach he was going to be a champion. To draft him.

"How do you know?" Auerbach asked.

"I can see it in his eyes," Russell said.

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I don't know if Cowans could see in Old Folk's eyes that he was going to be a champion writer, but he said hello to Old Folks on campus, and not all varsity athletes did that.


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