The Houseperson in the Home
My Calvinistic streak
makes me think
the houseperson in the home
should
do the scutwork.
I got behind, what with
Balder and Jennifer's wedding,
Thanksgiving,
Christmas, plus
the Hurricane Katrina Evac Couple
Who Came To Dinner For Four
Months.
I think they have repatriated themselves,
now that they have a FEMA
trailer.
Anyhow, they are from our home defenstrated.
Yesterday, prior to going
off on a field trip,
I cleaned the house. It took all day.
But the floors
have been mopped
with Murphy's oil soap and hot water.
You can skate on them
in your stocking feet.
I feel relieved. So much pressure,
as the Schmenge
Brothers say.
The Open Road
Jim Harrison would go for a drive
when he finished a book. To decompress.
Sometimes
for thousands of miles.
He'd stop at titty bars off the interstate.
Once he
flew to Paris on a magazine assignment
and ate an expensive meal. A gourmet meal,
with
several courses and a different wine
with every course. Joe Hollywood.
I used
to write poems in a Big Chief tablet
or black and white speckled composition book.
on
my way to a job at COPE Center
community behavioral health care center.
Support
mental health--or I'll kill you.
Why I Am an Online Novelist
I watched the making-of featurette
of Saraband last night, after I screened
the
DVD diskette. Ingmar Bergman
was 84 years old. Still spry.
He gave new meaning
to the term hands-on.
He would grab actors physically and move
their
body parts. Rehearsing a scene.
He would change the marks they were to hit.
Or
leave the marks the same but move
the camera. It was dynamic. Fluid.
Interactive.
He invited actors to participate.
Did you like that, or would another take
be
fun? You tell me, bossman. It's your movie.
I is just the help.. If I wanted
to be edited
I would have become a screenwriter.
Novelist is not a collaborative
occupation.
The only hands I want to touch my book
are mine.
Living Fossil
I took Highway 98 past the junior college
where I used to win CDs on the afternoon
jazz
program quiz. I was either a living fossil
or a moldy fig. My knowledge of the
lore
was encyclopedic. I could pass the old Downbeat magazine
blindfold
test. Now, I can't tell Kenny G from Adam's housecat.
I stopped listening to
the radio when WKGC went over to
an all-talk format. Yackety yackety. I do go
to hear
Dread Clampitt play at The Red Bar in Grayton Beach.
Yee-haw. Shitkicker
chic. I was into country
when Flatt and Scruggs played a 15-minute show
for
Martha White weekday evenings just before
the chow hall opened. Before rock-and-roll,
or
the Nashville Sound, displaced them. When country
became cool, it was
etiolated. Debased. Stage-managed.
Watered-down and tarted-up. Synthetic.
Round
I'd get two tall six-packs of beer
at the Base Cafeteria, on the way home
from
work to the barracks. I'd take a shower,
put on civilian clothes, watch Flatt
and Scruggs,
then go to the chow hall, to eat. I was on separate rations,
so
I had to pay. Later, after the NCO Club voted to include
and A/1C with over-four-years
service in its fileld of membership,
I went to the stag bar, in my fatigues, after
Flatt and Scruggs,
without a shower, and ate supper there. I was a stone bluegrass
fanatic
and didn't know it. After I ate, I'd go back to my dormitory room
and
drink beer and read and listen to records on my hi fi set.
Classical music and
jazz, mostly. No, I was a polymath. Eclectic.
I liked everything except Top
40 hits and pipi-tease disco.
But that is what my future held, ipso facto, willy-nilly,
like it
or leave it, name that tune: dueling horrible music format stations.
Schmaltzy
Hick or Angry Rap.. You pays your money
and you makes your choice. Shit used
to be blacker and richer.
The Dredge
Last year, Dread Clampitt played in 12 states
and did 250 shows out of town.
Their latest CD,
Geaux Juice, sold 1,000 copies in three months.
The
first two, Dread Clampitt and Wrack & Ruin,
sold 2,000 and
1,000 copies, respectively.
None of the band members has to work at a day job.
They
have time to rehearse, write songs, go into the studio,
and play the regular
local gigs that help them hold body and soul together.
They also sell T-shirts,
beer coozies, and a pamphlet, Root Doctor, written by
the band historian
and stage mother, Balder Saunders' father, Jack Saunders.