A Major Compromise
CNN had a show on Mariah Carey.
Then a show on the uprising in
the Warsaw
Ghetto during WWII.
Interspersed throughout were ads for
consumer products
to make one happier,
healthier, more youthful, sexier. Laxatives.
Garbage.
Waste management, rather.
Environmental solutions. While the Polish underground
were
fighting for their freedom against the Nazis,
Roosevelt, Churchill, and Stalin
were divvying up the map
of post-war Europe. We had already sold them down the
river.
In what Zbigniew Brzezinski called a major compromise of principle.
The Hedonist
Owen got good
at doing what he does
by doing it full-time,
living in
used cars,
sleeping on somebody
else's floor. Then, and only then,
did he
get married and have children.
Begin a family. My brother Bill was No. 1
on
the freshman tennis team at FSU.
If he'd continued, he would have gotten
a
full scholarship and gone on to play
professional tennis. Instead, with Lucky
pregnant,
they both dropped out. Bill ran a filling station with
my father.
She was a homemaker. Abortion on demand
was not an option, then, and they were
too stupid to use
the birth control that was. Is an hour of pleasure worth
a
lifetime of shame? How do you make it last an hour.
Written on an oar: I was,
I no longer exist. Here drifted an hedonist.
Except for That
The Fitness Center has a sign on the door
saying Out of Order and the heated
swimming pool
has a thin sheen on the water of what Brenda says
is Afro hair-care
product and I say is Afro perspiration
and natural Afro bodily secretions. Other
than that,
the motel was acceptable. No loud music, no fist fights.
I've slept
in worse. It's okay to swim in if you are
an African-American.
At the Waffle House
At a Waffle House
you can get hash browns
covered with grilled onions
and
melted cheese and topped
with chili. Wear a sweater.
You can hang meat in there.
My
only reservation is, a waffle comes
with spread, not butter, imitation maple syrup,
and
non-dairy coffee-lightener in place of half-and-half.
If you sit where the waitresses
congregate, you'll get
a minstrel show for free. Maury Povich meets Jerry Springer.
The
dumbing down of American culture.
What do you expect instead--Schubert lieder?
The Colored Aristocracy
The Waffle House at Pleasant Hill Road
and Shackleford in Atlanta was like
the Magnolia Grill
in New Orleans: everybody knew what he or she
was doing.
Many customers had on suits with name tags.
Some kind of convention. The white
middle class meets
the colored aristocracy.
Be Prepared
Garbage Band Productions got
the first table on the left
as you enter Winfield
Hall.
The primo location. The one
Glori-Anne Gilbert had at Glamourcon '99.
Bouncing
on the balls of her feet, the balls of her feet.
Needless to say, nobody asked
me to pose nude with them.
I was a dancer, model, actress, and bikini-lawnmower-service
operator,
I might have said. The rock band took exception to
my earplugs. I drew the proofreader's
mark for delete, a slash with a loop,
through the character for b,
in Garbage and left Productions as it was,
instead of replacing
it with Books. Usually they call me Banned Books.
Banned Books. Like Chicken
Little saying that the sky is falling in,
the sky is falling in, when it really
isn't. When he's really crying wolf.
I read banned books, I don't produce
them.
My Reputation Precedes Me
When I registered for my table,
the lady saw my Dread Clampitt T-shirt,
and
said, "We love the CD." I sent them one
when I applied, and they said
they played it in the office,
all the time. My reputation precedes me.