Q: Jimmy Lee Sudduth said, "I'm easy to find. I'm in the center of the universe!"
A: Jimmy Lee has painted many pictures of his dog, Toto.
He has
had at least three dogs named Toto.
Not all the paintings use dogshit.
The ones that do are easy to find.
When it gets hot, they stink.
Q: Ain't no shit like dogshit.
A: President Bush calls the War on Totemism the War on Totoism, but we
know what he means.
Run, Toto, run.
Start at the pointing finger
and trace it back.
If President Bush says something bad about one of his
enemies, it almost surely applies to him.
Q: Toto was Dorothy's dog, in The Wizard of Oz.
A: Yes. "We're not in Kansas anymore."
We're in Oz.