Q: What's Broke-Dick Dog?

A: The film version of BLUE-COLLAR REDNECK.

A sensitive portrayal of the emotional life of a married working-stiff.

Q: Like Brokeback Mountain? Only heterosexual?

A: Post-sexual.

Postmodernism must be deconstructed.

After your sex life is over you can write about it with more detachment than when your nuts are eggin' you on.

A stiff dick has no conscience.

Q: So it's a movie about aging?

A: Dying. Mortality. Awareness of death.

Q: How long have you felt doomed?

A: I called a book CURSED BY FATE one time. A long time ago.

My culture is trying to kill me. Erase me. I am not a racist I am sous rature, or under erasure.

I will die of what kills most white, middle-class men my age: anxiety over money.

Let's just say I won't fuck myself to death.