The year I went to Palm Beach Junior College I lived in my old room, at home,
with my parents, and drove my brother Bill's car to school, in Lake Worth. Bill was
a freshman at Florida State University, and wasn't allowed to have a car in Tallahassee.
I was in an advanced placement English class, and met some students there I'd have
coffee with, before class.
I'd drive up to the campus early and drink coffee
and read magazines in the library before class.
On the drive up, I'd listen
to classical music on the car radio. I drove up A1A, the beach road, and if I saw
some fish hitting in a school of bait fish, I'd pull over, run down to the surf,
and throw a spoon in.
The first time I drove home, and stopped at a light
in colored town, a woman asked me what kind of fish I was selling. She recognized
Bill's car.
When I was a kid my father left the keys in his car. Who would
steal it? Everybody knew whose car was whose.
We were no longer that small
a town, but black people knew who white people were, and what they drove, and some
white people knew the same things about some black people. What family they came
from, whether they were good niggers or bad niggers.
Anyhow, I started keeping
the fish I caught and selling them in colored town, on the way home.
I drove
home Military Trail, and listened to WSWN, Belle Glade.
WSWN played hillbilly
music. Belle Glade, Clewiston, and Pahokee were rural.
Mel Tillis is from
Pahokee.
Delray had dairy farmers, but also farmers who grew green beans,
or bell peppers, and farmers who grew gladiola flowers. There used to be a Gladiola
Festival in Delray Beach. Of course, Delray also had construction, for homes for
retirees, and tourism, for winter visitors. The communities around Lake Okeechobee
didn't have those.
Mel Tillis is one of the singers on the CD Old Dogs, of
Shel Silverstein songs. Tillis, Waylon Jennings, Jerry Reed, and Bobby Bare.
Over the years I have come to like the music of those four men, and like Shel Silverstein,
as a songwriter. It's interesting that a big city Jew who drew cartoons for Playboy
magazine would be drawn to Nashville. You'd expect to see him in the Carnegie
Deli with Broadway Danny Rose. He also wrote children's books.
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Was the sexual revolution going on when I was at Palm Beach Junior College?
I think of the scene in Second Best where e-man screws the married crossing
guard, to boost his self-esteem, and she says, "Come on my belly." And
he does.
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In that sense, it's always been going on. Tacky behavior.
And I was
left out, or left myself out.
Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of
shame?
You have to listen to Hugh Hefner spout the Playboy philosophy.
You have to look at the ads for conspicuous-consumption goods.
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Sometimes I would drive home Range Line Road, and pass the gravel road leading
back into the property the painter Debierue lived in, in The Burnt Orange Heresy.
He was kept afloat by a group called Les Amis de Debierue.
I didn't
know, then, that one day I would make up a group called The Friends of Jack Saunders,
who kept me afloat. Donations not tax-deductible.
At the cheerleader said
in Texas Celebrity Turkey Trot, late, late in the telethon, "Come on,
you cheap redneck motherfuckers--give!"
It's getting late.
* * *
The summer Bill was home, and I was out of school, before he dropped out
of college and got married and I reenlisted in the Air Force, because I couldn't
take my father's glares at the supper table any more, Bill and I drank in Kay's Place.
Kay's was full of pensioners, retired enlisted men, from the service. They drank
on the tab until payday and then endorsed their checks to Kay.
Lee Marvin
playing Hickey in The Iceman Cometh.
The jukebox in Kay's was mostly
country music.
Two songs I remember were "There Stands the Glass"
and "Hello, Walls."
I remember Webb Pierce and Faron Young, singing
them.
If you want to send a shiver down your spine, listen to Ted Hawkins
sing "There Stands the Glass," on his The Next Hundred Years album.
Died of untreated high blood pressure.
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Duke's in a new band playing at the Blue Orleans restaurant in Blue Mountain
Beach. The Blue Orleans Blues Band.
I saw him Sunday at The Red Bar.
He said to come out and see them.
He said they're playing blues.
Not rock-and-roll. Blues.
Nigger blues.
Duke's white. Of course,
he's from Louisiana.
If a white boy can play the blues, it's Duke Bardwell.
Of course, Duke played bass with Dread Clampitt, a reggae-bluegrass fusion band.
The Reggae Cowboys write songs about the Old West.. Aaron Neville loves the Sons
of the Pioneers.
Of course, he has a hellhound on his trail.
Ha ha,
me and Larry Schlueter, back there breathing down his neck.
Q: Aaron Neville isn’t pointing at you and Larry. He’s holding the
phone, and talking to a listener on the phone. It just looks like he’s pointing at
you.
A: He’s pointing at us. He’s saying, "You see these two raggedy
motherfuckers. The big one has a coffee stain down his T-shirt. You see what an entertainer
has to put up with? Nicotine stains in his shorts."