Florida – State of the Arts

 

Monday, January 25

 

Toe-Dance Critic

 

I got a newspaper column at the Delray Beach News-Journal

and used it to ridicule arts groups like the NEA, the Florida Division

of Cultural Affairs, the Palm Beach County Council of the Arts.

I called myself the toe-dance critic, from reviewing the local production of

Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker Suite.  Snake farms and monkey jungles.

When the state combined the arts and recreation in its Comprehensive Plan,

I said the slogan should be, “Florida – State of the arts.  And shuffleboard too!”

I said that public support for the arts was pork-barrel money, that went to

arts bureaucrats and arts performers.  An orchestra, say, rather than

a composer.  An art museum rather than a painter.  A theatre group

instead of a playwright.  And as for a writer…well, what product did

a writer give us?  Books?  Poems?  Philippics, jeremiads, and pasquinades?

Wolftickets?  Complaints and alibis?  How do you find a publisher

for shit like that?  Bear down.  Don’t give an inch.  Don’t let up.

Keep hammering at them.  Be relentless in your condemnation.

Be epochal.  We’re talking about history.  Culture.

Values.  What is good and what is not good, Phaedrus?

Need we anyone to tell us?  We need the artist.

We’re in an age of midgets.

 


 

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