Redneck

 

I met Dick and Jane Elliott.  We went to eat

with art professors from Cindy’s department.

She taught art at the university in Ellensburg.

It might have been the chairman and his wife.

Dick and Jane ran a janitorial business.  Both of them

were painters.  Somebody asked me about Haitians

and I sounded like Peter Boyle in Joe, making racist comments.

I sounded like a redneck.  A bigot.  A hatemonger.  What did I have

against those poor, innocent people, victims of Papa Doc Duvalier

and his tonton macoutes.  Ignorance and superstition.  Belief in

animism.  I was a reactionary.  I was against Margaret Mead-Ruth Benedict

cultural relativism.  I thought it was misguided.  Bad science.  I thought it was

liberal do-goodism.  Rah, rah, rah, Ethical Culture.  I was not against

the Haitians so much as I was against the professoriate.

I felt like they were two-faced, and couldn’t see that

the way they treated graduate students was unconscionable.

Well, I had a self-defeating way of showing it.  I stabbed myself

in the head like a scorpion and injected a head full of poison in my own head.

 


 

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