80 750-word columns will make a 60,000-word book.
Call the columns chapters.
Call the book a novel.
Call it a correspondence novel.
Not an epistolary
novel, a correspondence novel. What
David Zack sent you from the Immortality Centre,
It contained text, drawings, color pictures, audio cassettes of him playing guitar, or cello. The dog Bleeto, from Diablito, or Little Devil, barking in the background.
I won’t have audio but I will review CDs and DVDs.
Bleeto didn’t have no tail, he had a very short tail.
I don’t have no cult following, I have a very small cult following.
I won’t start the book until I finish what I’m working on now. Say mid-February.
Then I’ll probably write three or four columns a day.
I work every day.
Writing is work.
Say a month. Mid-February to the end of March.
The book will be done by the end of March.
I have enough money from my last contract writing job to last until then, but after that I’ll be slap out, and have to find a job again.
I will post the book online, daily, at The Daily Bulletin, as I write it.