Description of SQUIBS: TEAM WUPPIE DRIVE TO NEW ORLEANS
Irascible "Razz" Heap, compare Incredible Hulk, and Brenda drive to
New Orleans to deliver hard copies of the manuscripts of 17 books, a year's writing,
to Larry and Hazel, for the archive, and to photograph the archive for a documentary
a pair of independent filmmakers are producing about Heap as "America's greatest
living unpublished, or underpublished writer, perhaps the greatest unpublished, or
underpublished American writer ever," which Heap usually shortens to "America's
greatest writer."
They go by Dr. Bob's Bywater Studio and see his Be
Nice or Leave paintings. They drive to New Iberia, where Heap excavated the slave
quarters at Shadows-on-the-Teche, when he was just starting to write, 35 years ago.
Henry Miller visited Weeks Hall at The Shadows in The Air-Conditioned Nightmare.
On the way home, they stop at the Walter Anderson Museum of Art, in Ocean Springs,
Mississippi.
Heap corresponds with publishers and agents about the book he
is writing, the previous book, and the next book.
He spends the holidays
with his children and grandchildren.
He begins his job search. The grant
he gave himself to write is running out.
He prepares Adventures in the
Underground, an anthology he edited for the Postcards From Pottersville anthology
series, for Pottersville Press, for the printer.
He writes and self-publishes
two pamphlets for an art exhibit at the Gallery Above, in Panama City, Text and
Plagiarism. He will sell these at his book-signing table at booksALIVE 2007!
at Gulf Coast Community College, a book fair sponsored by the Northwest Florida Regional
Library System.
He and Brenda go to The Red Bar in Grayton Beach to hear
the reggae-bluegrass fusion band Dread Clampitt play.
His book is a collection
of satirical columns (squibs) he wrote for the YU News Service, a parody news and
disinformation syndicate, like Ernie Pyle writing columns for the Scripps Howard
chain. They appeared in the L. A. (Lower Alabama) Free Press and at his web
site, The Daily Bulletin: A Newsletter on the State of the Culture, or, How To
Write World Literature from Parker, Florida, where he published them daily, as
he wrote them, and answered reader comment in the work, the next day. The book is
thus both interactive and written in real time. Something new under
the sun.
It's a portrait of a marriage, an account of combining writing,
family, and work, over three decades, a meditation on accomplishment, recognition,
scuffling, and making do, a restaurant guide, and a trip along the Redneck Riviera
in a rental car, because the family car isn't trusted, being a clapped-out Key West
rust-bucket, your father's Oldsmobile station wagon with the cruise control stuck
on 35. Why can't Heap remember?
Heap has PSD, or pre-senile dementia. Like
President Bush.
He can't remember what he's raving at. Just that he's pissed-off.
Wuppie stands for willfully underemployed professional. They're both
college graduates. Brenda works as a clerk/typist. Heap's last job was custodian.
What are they supposed to do? Become a manager? Motivate people? Be a sharp tool
for the company? Cook the data?
What would that do to your soul. Heap is
the ultimate outsider.