What did the teabaggers do
when they encountered a man
with his nuts on his neck? They freaked out,

that's what. Rush Limbaugh said
it gave him an excuse.
It was Blaster Al, writing as
Johnny Gaswad. The Hebephrenic.
Republicans are delusional.
I remember in college, the business majors.
The vice crusaders, fahrting through silk.
And a circle of lady golfers about him.
You go on and have a career.
I'm just going to write fishing stories.