If you buy only one book this year,
buy Rogue Female, by Sarah Palin.
Why would you only buy one book?
You don't have to read it. Just buy it.
Help the cause. What cause is that?
Zombies Ate the Tea-Baggers.
The Tea-Baggers Ate Themselves.

Help the tea-baggers eat each other.
Help them eat Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich.
Woman Gives Birth To Newt. Confidential magazine.
Republican Party Creates a Monster.