Christmas Stories



Wreathes and holly,
tinkling bells.
Jolly merchants,
Jesus sells.
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Jack Saunders
Garage Band Books
Box 10501
Panama City, FL 32404

Copyright © 2009 by Jack L. Saunders, Jr.


Thursday, November 26. Thanksgiving Day

Government Inspector

I was the government inspector on the turnover of
a tropo-scatter radio-relay station to the Republic of Korea
Air Force (ROKAF) by ITT/FEC, who installed it.
I lived on-site and initialed meter readings. We were at Kangnung,
in the mountains, up by the DMZ. On the coast. I flew up from Seoul
in a Korean Air Lines gooney bird (C-47). Mama-sans got on
carrying crates of chickens on their head. The cook had worked at
a GI mess hall and spoke English. He cussed the wood stove
he had to cook on like a sailor. He baked fresh bread and sweet rolls,
daily. The seafood was okay, we ate a lot of chicken. Pork was
hard to come by and the beef was tough. He served kimchee and rice
with every meal. You don't smell the garlic on a bargirl's breath
if you eat kimchee yourself. I got to like it. The hotter the better.
I was up there for Thanksgiving, but I think the job was over
by Christmas. I was back in Japan where I was stationed.
I was TDY. I drew per diem. The contractor didn't charge me for
my meals or the bunk in the Quonset hut where I slept. This was
a conflict of interest. The old military-industrial-academic complex
Ike warned about. I just got a rejection slip from the University
of Tampa Press for a book of poems I call at the house.
My stove is broke. My car's wore out. The roof is sagging
on its eaves. My printer died. New ones don't support Windows 98.
Situation normal, chez Jack the Raver. All fucked up.


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