Dead Man Writing


Fiesta was a novel, albeit an autobiographical one. A Moveable Feast was a memoir, albeit a posthumous one. I don't know which OLD FOLKS AT HOME is going to be.

An autobiographical memoir. A posthumous novel? Write as if you're already dead.

Dead man writing.

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When I was fairly old, I took an eight-month contract job with Lucent Technologies at their fiber-optic cable factory in Atlanta writing maintenance instructions and operating procedures for a new process they were installing to make glass tubes they had been buying from a supplier.

The tubes were six feet long, four inches in diameter, and had a hole in the center a rod fit into.

The tube was like an insulator and the rod was like a conductor, of light.

They were fused into a glass preform and the preform was drawn into fiber in a draw tower.

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After I completed my contract, Lucent offered me a permanent job, with benefits, including retirement. I took it.

They hired me permanent at age 57. I was grateful for the equal employment opportunity laws that forbade age discrimination.

I was vested in the plan after five years, and could retire when my age and years of service added up to 65. But there wouldn't be much in it, then.

I planned to work ten years and retire at age 67. By then, I'd have a large enough stipend I could live on it and social security without having to take a job to get by.

The American Dream.

I'd have five years left to go on 40-Year Run, which I would finish writing August 31, 2011.

Maybe I'd be able to stay at home and write full-time before I died. Without stealing from the family.

Anyhow, that was my plan, or my dream, when I took the job.

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Lucent fell on hard times and sold the factory I worked at to OFS. OFS didn't have a pension plan for management employees.

When Lucent sold the factory to OFS they vested me in my pension and distributed what was in my account to me. I rolled it over into an annuity.

Then OFS fell on hard times.

OFS laid me off.

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OFS gave me ten weeks separation pay--two weeks for every year I'd worked there, permanent, counting my service with Lucent.

I was eligible for 26 weeks of unemployment and one 13-week extension. So I had enough for a 49-week sabbatical, if I went on early, reduced-benefit social security, sold our house in Atlanta, and lived in Brenda's old home place, in Parker, Florida, which we would buy from her siblings as soon as Uncle Wayne's estate was settled.

That is, I took my retirement in stages, and that was the first year of it.

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When my sabbatical year was over I worked for a year, at two jobs, and wrote a book about doing that. Bukowski Never Did This: A Year in the Life of an Underground Writer and His Family.

A small press publisher, Pat Simonelli, LitVision Press, asked to publish it.

I quit my job, cashed my annuity in, and took another year off to promte and sell Bukowski Never Did This and write a book about doing that.

I wrote several books before Bukowski Never Did This came out.

Then Pat Simonelli lost his day job. Before Bukowski Never Did This came out.

I decided to write a book about vanishing Florida, like David T. Warner's Vanishing Florida: A Personal Guide to Sights Rarely Seen.

I wrote the first part, about the mullet culture, "Florida's Forgotten Coast," then the second part, "Florida's Emerald Coast," about the corporate cubicle dot-com culture, but in the third part, "Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park," I realized I hadn't finished with the corporate cubicle dot-com culture, especially its affirmative action policies, and, as I had been on the Diversity Council, at Lucent, and saw something of how diversity worked, in a large corporation, I thought I'd share my reminiscences about that, from a Florida cracker's point of view. A Florida cracker on a sunset cruise.

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I don't have to drive over to Live Oak to do that, but I want to, so I might make one last side trip, this week, to Live Oak, to walk the ground, remember going there with Brenda and the boys, when they were young, then later going to see Owen and Balder play there, in bands they were in, or are now in.

Take my camera and shoot some pictures.


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