Q: One new element in Rhino Ranch is methamphetamine addicts.

A: Yes. They're home all day and they know when you leave for work.

They're crazy. They'd as soon set fire to your house or barn as insult you. They're like religious fundamentalists. Killing abortion doctors, or fire-bombing gay bars.

Timothy McVeigh blowing up the federal building with a day care center in it.

Or Eric Rudolph with his Olympic Park bomb.

Q: Abortion and the homosexual agenda.

A: Queers just want to get laid, like anybody else.

But it's a threat to the social order. It's unnatural. Wicked.

Q: And I might be one. Secretly.

A: Unknown to anyone.

There's all this free-floating anxiety out there. And it's pissed-off.

It throws rocks.

Q: Don't advertise where you live.

A: Not if you know what's good for you.

You'll find a dead cat on your doorstep.